Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
please come you make the beer taste better
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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No subtext here. People are naked.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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