there was a trapeze. enough said
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
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Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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