i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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