Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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