Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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