Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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