Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'm just crazy horny about you
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Randomize
