I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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