i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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