I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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