Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
God, I missed his penis.
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