I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She bit a glass in half.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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