I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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