What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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