I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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