great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
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Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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