How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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