Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
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I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
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Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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