I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
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Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
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Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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