sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
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if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
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hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
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