You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
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And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
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When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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