: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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