Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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