Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
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Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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