fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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