Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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I need you to use more vowels.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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