i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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