I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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