i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
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I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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