yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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