in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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