i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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