God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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