This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
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