I look better un-naked...
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
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We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
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So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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