Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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