Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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