Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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