margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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