i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
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You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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