Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
high people should be assigned attendants
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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