i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wish you could order shots online.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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