Do vagina's smell?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
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so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
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He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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