Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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