Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
high people should be assigned attendants
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
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Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
me + whiskey = a bad person
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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