Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
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It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I enjoy the company of your penis
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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