I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
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He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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