Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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