Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Ladies don't puke and tell
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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