arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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