i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
