I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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