If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
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cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
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He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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