Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
He felt like a one man threesome
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
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I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I FOUND THE LEGS