I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.